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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

September 9, 2024 Cassandra Morgan

Thirty-six years after Tim Burton released Beetlejuice, the sequel - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - hit theaters. A lot of people are looking forward to it but it might be a little too difficult to live up to the popularity of the original. Let’s take a look.

Lydia Deetz (Winona Ryder), now an adult, has recently learned that her father, Charles, has died. She goes back to Winter River with her stepmother, Delia (Catherine O’Hara); her estranged daughter, Astrid (Jenna Ortega); and her television producer-boyfriend, Rory (Justin Theroux) to bury her father and sell the house from her childhood. Once the family is back in the house on the hill, Lydia’s visions of Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton) get worse. Thinking her mother is either a liar or insane, Astrid runs away into town, where she meets Jeremy (Arthur Conti) after crashing her bike through his fence. Meanwhile, Rory is doing everything he can to get Lydia to marry him as quickly as possible. What Rory doesn’t know is that Betelgeuse also wants to marry Lydia. And when Lydia finds out that not only Jeremy is a ghost, he also murdered both of his parents before he died, she calls on Betelgeuse to help her save Astrid. Of course, Betelgeuse is all to happy to help…once he gets Lydia to sign a contract stating that she will marry him in return for his help. As Betelgeuse and Lydia run through the afterlife in search of Astrid, they are chased by Betelgeuse’s ex-wife, Delores (Monica Bellucci), and actor-turned cop, Wolf Jackson (Willem Dafoe). Surely this will end happily for everyone. Right?

Let me start by saying I didn’t hate this movie. But I didn’t love it either. There were way too many unnecessary characters that could have been cut in order to make this a better movie. I have no idea why Delores is in this (other than the actress is dating Tim Burton currently). She barely has any lines and she just kinda floats from scene to scene with no real motivation. The same can be said for Wolf Jackson. I’m sure they were looking for a replacement for Juno, the caseworker that helped Adam and Barbara in the first movie. However, he never seemed to have any real power or ability to actually enforce the rules of the underworld. Finally, all of the scenes involving Charles after they explained his death could have been cut. No reason for any of them.

There were also a few scenes that went on too long. I actually got bored during the big song scene. I shouldn’t have gotten bored during that scene. That scene could have easily been cut in half and accomplished the same thing.

Unfortunately, this means I can’t really recommend going to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in theaters. It might be fine to watch once it reaches the streaming services but I don’t think it’s worth spending the money to actually go to the movie theater. Which makes me sad because I did want to enjoy it more than I did.

Rating: D

In Movies Tags Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, movie, Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O'Hara, Jenna Ortega, Justin Theroux, Willem Dafoe, Monica Bellucci, Arthur Conti
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Argylle (2024)

February 8, 2024 Cassandra Morgan

Argylle is making it into my February romance movie reviews under a technicality. There is a bit of a romance in there, even though it’s not the main plotline. Also, I just wanted to talk about it a bit.

Elly Conway (Bryce Dallas Howard) is the author of the popular spy novel series starring Agent Argylle. After her most recent book release, she meets Aidan Wilde (Sam Rockwell), who claims to be a real life spy trying to save her life. When his claims turn out to be true, Elly and Aidan travel around the world trying to bring down the evil Division, headed by Director Ritter (Bryan Cranston).

First, let me say that I didn’t pay attention to the whole “who is the real Elly Conway” controversy. I knew that the Argylle book that was released in the real world was nothing more than a marketing plot for the movie. Marvel did the same thing when they released “Look Out For The Little Guy” by Scott Lang for Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania. (Yes, I own that book and, yes, the author’s name on the book is Scott Lang not Paul Rudd or the ghostwriter.) It makes much more sense than thinking Taylor Swift took time out of recording albums and touring to write a book under someone else’s name.

As for the movie itself, I went in expecting something that would be entertaining but not amazing. And that is about what it is. There is some terrible dialogue, there is some really really awful dancing, and there are a lot of scenes that are there to look pretty not make sense. The big plot twist is easy to predict but the acting isn’t too bad. The problem lies more with the script and how scenes are shot over anything else. I think the movie would have been a lot better if they went with the twist they promised in the trailers over the one they actually used.

I didn’t hate it. I didn’t love it. And I probably wouldn’t watch it again. As for the romance, it felt forced and unnecessary. It would have been better if they had fallen in love naturally. Maybe they need to watch some Hallmark movies.

Rating: C

In Movies Tags Argylle, Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Henry Cavill, Dua Lipa, Ariana DeBose, John Cena, Catherine O'Hara, Bryan Cranston, Samuel L. Jackson, movie, movie reviews
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